I just misread the label on a jar of hedgerow conserve as “Hebrew conserve”. I must have some kind of semite-amin deficiency. #imsosorry
- Prospective client: $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has Photoshop—I can just get him to do it.
- Me: Does your nephew have Microsoft Word?
- Prospective client: Yes.
- Me: Then have him write you a novel while he’s at it.
On my way home I caught a lady checking out another lady’s legs. She then apologised to -me- for doing so. I am so behind on social conduct.
Last week in London starts today. Smad! Hope I still remember how to speak proper Dutch and eat/enjoy mayonnaise covered potato products.
